Ah, fall. That glorious season of crisp air, cozy flannels, and soups galore. Sure, it only lasts for about 6 seconds, but who are we to complain? As they say, "don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened". Here are the top 5 signs you might be sliding into the fall season, despite your best efforts to stop the year from going any faster.
- The pumpkin spice epidemic begins to sweep across the nation. I would be less salty about this if I liked pumpkin spice, but, sadly, that gene must've skipped me.
- Hobby Lobby has replaced 98% of their fall decor with nutcrackers, Santas, bizarre Christmas ornaments, and enough Elf on the Shelf merchandise to haunt your dreams until the end of days. Haven't purchased your fall stuff yet? Too bad! You should've started shopping when everything was being put out at the beginning of the summer.
- The trees are starting to put their summer outfits in the back of the closet and replace them with their fancy autumn leaves.
- It's 50 degrees in the morning and 90 degrees in the afternoon. Good luck trying to dress for the weather!
- Ads for Halloween costumes are slowly infiltrating everything you know and love. Who's coming up with these "Sexy Jabba the Hutt" costumes anyway??
Bonus content: this tweet that lives in my head rent-free. Because we're nothing if not classy here in 'Merica.
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